fat burning machine

went to kluang mall last month
during a break
me the ceo and the the director went looking for fun
at the top floor of kluang mall there is a shop lot
that doesn't look like a shop lot
they sell swaveboard and also rent them
so we rent them for 30mins
and we had fun
whadabout you get one
so that i can borrow it from you
haha
you can stay forever on the board
as long as you can keep twisting
which cause my waist to ache at that time
haha
so i guess it can help you slim down in a fun way
and this is how it looks like
fun

beijing in a week

at last
after two months of picture uploading
damn that was tiring
uploading the pictures
then arranging it into the right sequence
my first ever most time consuming post is finally out
i should be saying last week i went to beijing
but now i have to say i went to beijing in september
or two months back
haha
but glad that i finally did it
didn't have much time to finish the post because of work
actually i planned to blog everyday when i was in beijing
but due to some event that happened there
the government block the blogger facebook and a few other websites
so now i have to blog with what i still remember
haha
so i think i better let the pictures do most of the talking

but pardon my pictures quality

because i was just using my phone to snap around the whole trip

did not have a proper camera

my united colors of benetton pouch that hold on to my stuff the whole trip

饺子 dumplings from a sort of fast food restaurant like mcD just that they sell dumplings instead of burger

they sell it not by head count but the weight of the food

just like what we see they order food in the traditional hongkong drama series

the sauce to eat with the dumplings they have there are only vinegar and chili

but not bad

me dad and mom share a plate of the dumplings

but the people around us can finish the whole plate all by themselves

place to get drinking water for free in a train station

i wonder what u guys are thinking...hehe

bullet train in 天津 tianjin train station

1st class...hoho

they know i was visiting beijing so they did a huge garden for me in 2 months time

actually they did it for their national day...haha

王府井小吃街

冰糖葫芦 sugar-coated haws

this is where i get my 1st 臭豆腐 smelly tofu...hoho love it!!!

cute little scorpions

kinda oily oily lo...

QQ snake skin...not bad not bad

lamb lamb lamb as long as my mom's head...taste superb with the spices they barbecue with

plenty more

mom looking around along 鬼街 ghost street

our 1st dinner in beijing

it was quite cold outside so we sat some where inside

looking good

the back lane of ghost street

the whole stretch of ghost street is fill with red lanterns

damn i love the 烧饼

plan to see to forbidden city but they were rehearsing for the national day

so we went to see the emperors tomb 十三陵

true true...haha

underground

the marble door knob

huge huge marble door

wanted to shout while i was there but scared the security will come after me...haha

a meal that got us cheated...haih

but this lamb is the best best best stuff...wish i could bring back

i almost die climbing the great wall

i tak paham apa u cakap

at last i made it to the peak...mom n dad were waiting for me few hundred steps below

my mom and dad took the ride...haha

bird nest 鸟巢

the cube 水立方

waited the whole evening for the light effects but they gave me still blue...sienz

拉面师傅 in the back alley

拉面

刀削面

the 2nd day breakfast tofufa with lor sauce which taste salty salty. damn good

soggy soggy 油条 with 包

plates stick on the wall nice deco

finally we went in

everyone were touching the round thingy so i followed haha

the round thingy lo haha

to prove that i was there

spicy hotdog

sunflower seeds 瓜子 the sunflower damn big

sort of pickle stuff not bad and they are not worms

more pickled stuff

one kind of noodle with pig lungs intestines and more geli stuff

their kind of pringles instead of those we get in a can

hehe

后海胡同

queuing up for champion tofu

can u c my mom the one in yellow standing when i was buying the tofu haha

双皮奶

好吃

lang a gau

thousand times better than kajang satay

took less than a week to invest in a pao restaurant

just melt in the mouth? m&m?

national art museum

i wasnt allowed to take pictures...hehe

expect to see something else but the national day was around the corner so all the pieces were about national stuff

meat tongue kidney n stuff, now u c

now u dont

silk street 秀水街 where all the fake stuff are

the stuff not cheap le...

malaysian mcD fries wins...

waiting for cousin but when we make a 360 degrees turn we started looking for a place to sit and wait

是咯是咯

there is 1 at the gardens

cold stuff except the vege

dad cous cous wife n mom

wat a beautiful sight

nothing to eat around that place...

feel like when i'm working...ppl having fun i working

more stairs...

ya stairs again

酸辣粉

home cook food with take away bbq lamb again...syok

home made yogurt with raisins n nuts

how it looks like early in the morning...haze n mist

the superb 烧饼 for breakfast...yum yum with duck ham

巨蛋

funny little instrument

too bad they dont have a real 1 looks kinda cute

looking for food after the 巨蛋

found a little noodle shop along the road

beef noodle

饺子

红桥market another place selling fake stuff

looks like there is a lot of meat

manatau all the onion hiding at the bottom

after days of food food food

where we stayed during the whole trip my cousin's place

do you see what i see...haha

the blanket damn damn comfortable

my name on the fence the garden damn big

ordered just for me...haha

waiting for the flight

yup at kfc haha

my spot...haha

wanted to blog in more detail
but somehow the picture uploading process stop me from thinking of doing so
there were a lot of pretty girls than i expected
and a lot more i wanted to say
but just don't have the mood to say more
because the blog is so damn long already
haha
whadabout bla bla bla
finally

yamcha

finish watching another hongkong drama
damn
i'm so free and bored
yamcha every night
until i feel that yamcha is so damn boring
those who are working already will kill me for saying that i think
haha
there was once when i went yamcha with a maniac
the yamcha started from dinner until the next morning
changing places after every few hours
then ends with dim sum for breakfast
we do have fun during yamcha
when we laugh until our jaw hurts
until our stomach aches
until people around us think that we are crazy
this is all because we have an entertainer with us
demonstrating how to decrease the heat in your mouth after eating a few chili padis
performing a stunt of eating tissue paper right after using it to wipe his own sweaty armpit
stepped on his own vomit with his bare feet walking around like nobody business
the funny part wasn't really the disgusting stunt
but the expressions of his victims
priceless
haha
these are the entertainment we need once in awhile
especially those who are already working
to release some stress i guess
haha
but of course not too often
or we'll go crazy like the stuntman
whadabout another round of yamcha
i'll be glad to invite an entertainer to join us
haha

homo

i guess working at the book fest wasn't a bad idea
might be boring sometimes
but they do have a few talks from some authors
while i'm looking around for pretty girls with my eyes
i just listen to what they have to say with my ears
one of them was 欧阳文风 who wrote 酷儿千秋 同志万岁 long live the queers
before he went up to speak
he was just right beside me
but i didn't know that he was the author
i just thought he was one of the organizer
good looking guy
so i didn't care much
once he was on stage
he started talking about gay and stuff
saying he is a gay
and he is proud of it
i like him not because he is good looking or what
but knowing what he himself is talking about
defended his points well when audiences questioned them
one of the audiences tried bringing down one of his points
but ended up humiliating himself
the rest of the audiences including me clap so hard for 欧阳
this is my first time
buying a chinese book
ask the author for an autograph
took a picture with him
part of what i did was because i like what he did on stage
and the other part was that him being gay
because he reminds me of a gay friend of mine
there was a little misunderstanding between us
but it seems all went back to normal now
getting him this book is to show that our friendship is well
not trying to make things complicated
but a way of saying we are still friends
whadabout me
straight as hell

me and the dude 欧阳

the longest journey from klcc to ss2

working partime at klcc as cameraman's assistant
there is a book expo
organize by popular i think
went there by bus and lrt
nothing much to do
just follow the cameraman wherever he goes
get him things when he needs it
look after the camera when he is not around
can walk around and read some books if there is nothing to do
the transport minister datuk seri ong tee keat was there to launch the expo
after the launch
there is a little press conference
the press was surrounding the minister
then they start to ask some serious questions
out of a sudden
one of the journalist's phone goes
i know you want me want me
you know i want cha want cha
i know you want me
you know i want cha want cha
everyone was looking at him
damn funny
right after my lunch
start to feel a little dizzy
then the migraine struck me suddenly
it got worse
the headache was intense
makes me feel like puking
so i went to the toilet
walking as fast as possible
once i shut the door
there goes my bali chicken rice in the toilet bowl
stayed there for almost an hour
afraid that i might vomit again once i got out
so i waited for it to settle
went back right away
while nicholas teo was still singing
second time i'm having this
the first happened at home
considered lucky i guess
because this time i have to bear it with me
from klcc back to ss2
the walk from the convention centre to the lrt station was crazy
trying to hold the urge to vomit along the way
acting normal so that people won't think that have h1n1
haha
when i was in the lrt
the air condition wasn't helping me
i was shivering
headache
feeling nauseating
felt like getting off the train every time it stops
to use the toilet
but some how manage to hold on to it
planned to take the bus
but not sure that i can hold on any longer so i took the cab
"a cik ss2"
while the cab started to move
i took out a plastic bag
started to puke
not much to puke anymore
cause most of it was in klcc already
haha
sitting right at the corner
avoiding the driver's rear mirror
so that he can't see what i was doing in his car
afraid that he might kick me out thinking i was having swine flu
"ss2 mana"
i was puking half way while he ask
with a little vomit in my mouth
"bor grroonng sga ngra"
"mana"
"pbor gkong"
which i meant poh kong
haha
at last i make it back home
got some rest
feeling much better
going back there tomorrow again
for 10 days straight
hopefully tomorrow i won't go vomiting again
a whadabout day
with a stupid whadabout migraine

lasam

we are lucky to have resources
but one day the resources will go dry
we are damn unlucky to have greedy baby-kissers
but when will be the day they stop to greed
when do we have the chance to see they stop their selfish actions
claiming what is ours as their own
enjoying what we all should be enjoying together
all by themselves
selfish thoughts
what about the future that awaits our children
and the children of their children
i doubt that they don't have the knowledge about it
they just don't give a damn about it
they tells you they are on your side
they help you in many ways
so they must be helping you
of course you will be standing on their side
hoping that they keep supporting you
giving what you need
what you want
of course there is nothing wrong with that
but are they really helping you for your sake
or for their own sake
while they are giving you a hand
are they supporting you or spoiling you
you are being used
merely a pawn to them
standing on their side
fighting for them
what they did was by giving you a little benefit
and they get to suck everything into their own pockets
guess what
they didn't even count you in
and whadabout G O D from their mouth
who gives a damn about it
do they
is about fcuking control
wake up

reality

another normal day
went to the club for dinner
then met with my uncles
drank a few rounds
went home
start to feel sleepy already
so went to bed straight away
a lot earlier than usual
after a few hours of sleep
suddenly heard my parents talking about one of my uncles' car was on fire
the car was just near our place
so dad went there to have a look
i jump out from my bed immediately
join my dad
when we were there metres away
we can see fire burning in the front part of the car
dad ask me not to go any closer
says going to check on my uncle
when i was looking at the car
there was not a clue that we'll know if the car is going to explode
the fire was huge
smokes every where
smell of burning plastics
it was totally different from what we see in the movies
where a scene with the petrol leaking
sparks coming out from some place
the sparks about to ignite the petrol
then boom
everything gone
it seems that there is still time for us to run
but just now i felt like the car was going to explode anytime
you won't know what will happen
the fire brigade came in time
even though the fire was put out
i still feel uneasy when my uncle and aunt went to take out their things
definitely even spookier
when i follow them to help out with the things
so next time when your car is on fire
get everyone out
stand a few blocks away
make the call
and watch your car burn
whadabout the stuff
our lives is more important

opportunity

back in hometown
spending some time with my parents
try to avoid living in kl
where i have to pay more for my food with my current status
haha
so yesterday i went to this crc club
to pick up my mom and dad
didn't know my dad was drinking with my uncles
so i went in to look for them
thought that we'll be leaving right away
but they ask me to join them
so i sat down and have a few drinks
then one of my uncle ask me whether i want to go to china
to work in a hotel
is sort of a family business
they wanted people who they can trust or 自己人
is a good opportunity for me to get some exposure
but we are not sure what i'll be doing there
because my uncle is not the person who is hiring
so i'm afraid that going there might slow me down from getting the experience that i need
the answer that i gave him was that i will think about it
i will take it if the job that i applied lately doesn't want me
haha
a whadabout time to look for a whadabout job

mean

confucius says 中庸
primary moral says kesederhanaan
dad says gam gam ho
a lot of times we tend to forget
don't over do something and
don't over do don't over do something
when people tell us something
believe some don't believe some
don't over believe and
don't over don't believe
when we try to present ourselves
present well
tell people how good we are
but too much will make people think that we are boasting
if we do not tell how good we are
they won't know how capable we are
when people say eat healthy
does that mean we just eat that particular food for the rest of our lives
we must eat a little bit of this and that
not too much on this or not too much on that
got an email last week warning us about tofu
tofu is a healthy food
so she have tofu every time she eats
breakfast lunch dinner
for a few years
after that she got herself some sickness
forgot what is that
honestly i think that is a very stupid mistake
that is what makes me write this post

to remind us
it is not just about tofu
but everything we do

how do we know is too much
how do we know is too little
how do we know everything is just nice
whadabout thinking too much of 中庸

omg what did i do

ever did something stupid before
something stupid that we hated
we always see other people doing it
we'll be thinking what the hell is that guy doing
why did that person did such a stupid brainless thing
but somehow we did that stupid thing we loathe so much
right after that
maybe we won't even notice it
or if we realized we just did that
we just did that fcuking stupid thing
the first thing that goes in the head is that
how could we possibly did that
how could we do something that is so fcuking brainless
when we know is fcuking brainless
we disgust it when other people does it
we might go
why
it is so not us
should we hate ourselves for that
or should we think that
yes we just did that
and maybe we just try our best to avoid doing it next time
whadabout whadabout